IT’S ONLY SINCE 2010 THAT THE AUTHENTIC VENUS OF WILLENDORF HAS BEEN DISPLAYED FOR PUBLIC. SHE WAS BETTER OFF WITH A STUNT DOUBLE, WHEN AN IMPOSTER FACE THE TUMULTUOUS CROWD FOR HER. WHEN SHE WAS SAFELY PRESERVED IN THE ARCHIVES OF THE MUSEUM, FAR AWAY FROM THESE STRANGE HOMO SAPIENS WITH THESE STRANGE SMOOTH TABLETS BLINDING HER EYES WITH THEIR FLASHY LIGHTS.

SHE CAN’T MOVE, FOR SHE IS MADE OF STONE. SHE CANNOT SCREAM, SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A FACE, LET ALONE ORGANS TO PRODUCE A SOUND LOUD ENOUGH TO PENETRATE THE HIGHLY SECURED GLASS. SHE IS HELPLESS.